The system screen solemnly displayed the descriptions for Sophie's equipment.
【The "Not a Top Hat and Won't Form a Couple's Set with Any Thieving Cat" Ordinary Soft Felt Hat (Mythic Equipment)】: A light grey-blue soft felt hat hand-woven by the Puppet Witch. When worn, it increases Perception to 15 (unaffected if Perception is already 15 or higher) and possesses the [Indestructible], [Self-cleaning], and [Sunshade] traits. The brim will automatically lower to block the wearer's eyes if someone else attempts to gaze into them for more than three seconds at close range. This effect is purely to protect Big Brother's eyes and is absolutely not intended to obstruct eye contact.
【The "Please Don't Casually Wrap Your Arm Around Big Brother's Shoulder While Walking" Short Cloak (Mythic Equipment)】: A grey-blue short cloak hand-sewn by the Puppet Witch. When equipped, it increases Physique to 15 (unaffected if Physique is already 15 or higher) and possesses the [Indestructible], [Dustproof], and [Odor Isolation] traits. When someone approaches from the side or rear and attempts to drape an arm over the shoulder, put a coat on the wearer, or adjust their collar, the edge of the cloak will automatically slide away, causing the contact to miss. This effect is absolutely just to prevent the cloak from wrinkling.
【The "Miss Knight, Please Maintain a Normal Social Distance" Waist Vest (Mythic Equipment)】: A deep blue vest tailored on the spot by the Puppet Witch based on Big Brother's current physique. When equipped, it increases Strength to 15 (unaffected if Strength is already 15 or higher) and possesses the [Indestructible] and [Adaptive Size] traits. When someone attempts to hug the wearer from the front, support them by the waist, or touch their waistline under the guise of tidying their clothes, the vest will automatically tighten by half an inch, causing the wearer to subconsciously step back. This effect is absolutely just to maintain proper posture.
【The "Even if You're Being Fed, Please Open Your Own Mouth and Don't Let Anyone Touch the Corner of Your Lips" White Linen Shirt (Mythic Equipment)】: A white shirt hand-sewn by the Puppet Witch. When equipped, it increases Intelligence to 15 (unaffected if Intelligence is already 15 or higher) and possesses the [Indestructible], [Stain-resistant], and [Auto-cleaning] traits. When food crumbs, icing, cream, or jam get near the collar, the shirt will immediately clean itself, preventing others from touching the wearer under the pretext of "helping you wipe it off." This effect is absolutely just for the sake of cleanliness.
【The "Don't Hold Someone's Hand Just Because Your Skirt is Inconvenient" Dark Blue Skirt (Mythic Equipment)】: A knee-length skirt temporarily woven by the Puppet Witch. When equipped, it increases Agility to 15 (unaffected if Agility is already 15 or higher) and possesses the [Indestructible], [Mud-proof], and [Lightweight] traits. The hem will automatically adjust its length when going up or down stairs, moving through crowds, or crossing ditches, ensuring the wearer does not need to accept assistance from others. This effect is absolutely just for ease of movement.
【The "Companion Leash is Just a Legal Requirement, Not a Token of Love" Left Glove (Mythic Equipment)】: A thin glove hand-sewn by the Puppet Witch. When equipped, it increases Perception to 15 (unaffected if Perception is already 15 or higher) and possesses the [Indestructible] and [Constant Temperature] traits. When someone attempts to directly touch the wearer's palm under the guise of holding hands, checking for wounds, or measuring body temperature, the glove will automatically thicken by a layer to isolate the transfer of body heat. This effect is absolutely not to prevent hearts from connecting.
【The "Not Even the Right Hand" Right Glove (Mythic Equipment)】: A thin glove hand-sewn by the Puppet Witch. When equipped, it increases Strength to 15 (unaffected if Strength is already 15 or higher) and possesses the [Indestructible] and [Constant Temperature] traits. When the wearer attempts to actively hold someone else's hand, the glove will slightly slip, making the hand-holding motion more likely to turn into grabbing a sleeve. This effect is absolutely just to prevent Big Brother's hand from slipping and causing a fall.
【The "Even if You're Tired from Walking, Don't Let Anyone Carry You" Soft-soled Leather Boots (Mythic Equipment)】: Soft-soled leather boots hand-crafted by the Puppet Witch. When equipped, it increases Agility to 15 (unaffected if Agility is already 15 or higher) and possesses the [Indestructible], [Non-slip], and [Silent] traits. The wearer will not experience foot pain, fatigue, or blisters even after walking for a long time, and thus has no need to be picked up, carried, or supported while walking. This effect is absolutely just to ensure safety while out.
【"Self-Destructing Silk Threads" (Set Trait)】: When this set is judged to have completed an outing date, is praised by others more than three times, or is contaminated with the scent of an unfamiliar woman beyond a certain threshold, it will automatically decompose into harmless blue light dust upon returning to a safe residence. Before decomposing, it will clear all traces of contact, lingering scents, sugar stains, wrinkles from hand-holding, and any ambiguous evidence that shouldn't exist. This effect is absolutely just to make it easier for Big Brother to change and wash next time.
What else could Sophie say?
With a Puppet Witch-level considerate little sister making exclusive equipment for her, what else could she possibly say?
Damn it, why can't dating in Red Moon be simpler?
Why couldn't she just hold down Ctrl, pick options like “Tell the truth,” “Hard to say,” “I think you're cute,” “Act alone,” “Headpat,” or “I'm feeling a bit worried...”, then instantly jump to the CG?
Miss Hero's favorability hadn't changed in a long time.
Rate on N.U.
